No slime today! Ray's been busy with other things, most of which have to do with his nephews. You can't neglect an apprenticeship just because you've been off tootling around South Dakota looking for invisible bureaucrat jailbirds ( Read more... )

"Khhhht?"

Well, this is something Raptor Red hasn't seen in a long, long time. She had been intending to investigate the scent coming from a nearby cave-it smelled like an easy meal-but rather than finding a carcass, the raptor has found herself in Milliways again ( Read more... )

"Grrrrr..."

"No, no, give it here, c'mon girl, drop, drop..."

"RRR!"

These are the sounds of a boy and his Raptor playing tug of war with a length of rope. It looks like fun, really, and it's good exercise.

"Thank you, Doctor!" Elizabeth calls hastily over her shoulder. Rodney had left ahead of her and she'd been throwing a polite if evasive smile over her shoulder to Dr. Lee.

That's why she didn't see herself walking into Milliways instead of a hallway at Stargate Command.

"At least I won't have to talk about World of Warcraft here..."

[ooc: Plz ( Read more... )

Raptor Red is blissfully unaware of any gloom and doom in the bar-as far as she's concerned, she's just shown up at the strange food-giving place again, and it's a reason to be happy. And so the raptor trots into the bar, tilting her head curiously as she looks around and sniffs. Besides the seeming endless supply of food, there's always things to ( Read more... )

At least there's the possibility that he can talk now. It's not so bad being an air spirit in a skull if you can talk, but when even THAT is taken away - most of the advantages go straight down the toilet.

This is accentuated when a freaking EARTHQUAKE shakes the whole freakin' bar and rattles said spirit-in-a-skull along the top of the bar, ( Read more... )

[OOM: There is a test, and there is what comes after.]

The door opens.

"I hate nature! It's hot and smelly and half the inhabitants are mutant freak giant things and it itches and it's filled with things that bite you or growl at you or ooze spit and mucus on you! If I wanted that, I'd go to freaking work!!"Oh, dear. Ray doesn't seem to have ( Read more... )

Adam emerges from the staff quarters, not in a frock for once - it's way too hot to dress up - instead shirtless and bandana'd. He bounces over to the Bar and gets ready to start his shift ( Read more... )

Some time after all the dust settlesThe door opens again, admitting a slightly smoky, sweaty, stinky Ray. He looks like he's had the time of his life ( Read more... )

[OOM:

Ray and his merry band of .... well, something... head back to his world for some righteous vengeance. Thanks to their excellent choices of personnel, getting in is remarkably easy. Johnny Destiny makes sure that a few basic things go the right way- well begun is half done, after all- and then bestows some luck on the other unwilling guests ( Read more... )